Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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