I wanna passion pit in your ass
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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