no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Randomize