I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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