Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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