i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Randomize
