lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
