Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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