he thought i was a dude.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
