he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
