no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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