i will never coherently bang her
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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