And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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