SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i think i have herpe
just one?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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