yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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