your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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