Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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