bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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