One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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