FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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