She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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