Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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