i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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