Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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