they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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