Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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