sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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