sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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