Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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