Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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