NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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