New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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