My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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