she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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