How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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