you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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