I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Everything about him screamed your future.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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