My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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