But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We named our party play list daddy issues
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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