what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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