i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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