from now on my penis is your penis
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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