It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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