Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
that may or may not have been my penis.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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