This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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