By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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