i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
there was a trapeze. enough said
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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