I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
