I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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