one might say we're banned from that church
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
