Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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