Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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