Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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