Cold hands, warm shart.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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