She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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