I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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