For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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