umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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